10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water