10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.