10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.