10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright