10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks