10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.