10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.