10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."