10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi