10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
Welcome to kicker school
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A