10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Welcome to kicker school
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water