10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Fold and live to fold again