10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha