10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd