10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• It's Free To Fold...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.