10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.