10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright