10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.