10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson