10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- im going to 2 out you to death