10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.