10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)