10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fold and live to fold again
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.