10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!