10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)