10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.