10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "No river, no fish."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.