10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.