10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'