10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.