10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.