10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!