10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is