10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.