10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• im going to 2 out you to death