10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.