10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "No river, no fish."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters