10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright