10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."