10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.