10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet