10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-