10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."