10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson