10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss