10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."