10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.