10 Random Poker Quotes

If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
Poker is for loners.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)