10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)