10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.